Seems like everyone's bored with this blog (if anyone even checks it anymore!)

But if someone does, then this is to inform you that i've moved!

Everyone's moving, so i figured new stage in life= new blog!

The new addy is http://nightmarishphantasmagoria.wordpress.com/

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While i was driving to work this morning, i was struck by a sudden realisation -

Road humps are built on the belief that humans are selfish by nature!

Pedestrian crossings obviously alert people to crossing pedestrians, but it'd seem that the government felt that people had more qualms about damaging their cars than knocking people over!

So screw what Meng Tzu said about human nature being good! (It was him right?)

Haha! Sorry, thought it was funny... In a morbid sorta way.

Alrighty then!

Over and out!

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The Rainbow Bridge Story

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal who has been especially close to someone dies, that pet goes to the Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food and water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

Animals who were ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them from days and times gone by.

The animals are happy and content, except for one thing: they miss someone very special to them; the person they left behind.

All of the animals run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; his eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to break away from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. Happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross the Rainbow Bridge together...

I suspect if this situation is even a possibility.

But it is comforting to believe it is.

Bacon's been gone.

14 months and counting.

I miss him still.

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This is why i want to have many many Maine Coons in the future -









Aren't they cute!? (^.^)

Someone PLEASE BUY ME ONE >.<

I can always START with ONE first! =D

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OMG.

I come to the office and everyone is asking me whether i've put on weight.

HAVE I REALLY PUT ON SO MUCH WEIGHT IN THE PAST ONE WEEK!?

*faints*

I feel like i've BLOATED into a walking BALL or something.

Maybe i should stop eating so much.

I really blame KAH HOW! >.<

*smacks Kah How and steals Nanook*

>.<

I wish i didn't have to work either. I wish money'd fall from the sky to support my bumming!

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I dreamt that my relationship with the boyfriend was ambivalent. He was interested in another girl, and she happened to be my friend. The feeling i was so accustomed to and associate with the whole situation with Ryan just came flooding back.

I HATE that feeling of ambivalence. Now i'm not in such a great mood cos of the reminiscent feeling of the bad dream.

BUT on the other hand, i dreamt that i could look at pictures of dive sites, and suddenly be immersed in THAT divesite. I dreamt i saw a bigass mandarin fish and a baby octopus up close!

Sigh. Mixed feelings. Feeling as ambivalent as my dream was.

Wonder if being single is such a bad idea.

Work now.

Over and out.

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Here is why i think having lotsa cats makes up for not having kids:

1. You get to CHOOSE your cat.
- You don't get to choose how your babies look. If they're fugly, then too bad for you. But it's different with cats! You get to choose which kitty you want to bring home! And in all honesty, doesn't matter how ugly a cat is, babies can definitely get uglier.

2. As ungrateful as cats are, they don't break your heart the way children can. The only time they break your heart is when they fall sick and die.

3. You don't have to push cats out of your vagina or get cut open to deliver them.

4. If cats are annoying, you can lock them in a room, and they'll stop meowing after awhile. Kids on the other hands will probably start wailing before, during and after you lock them in a room.

5. You don't have to spend all your hard-earned money educating your cat and buying them expensive handphones, clothes and computers. Everything you earn is YOURS.

6. At the risk of sounding callous, if your cats die, you can just always get more >.<

There are so many other reasons. But these few are enough to convince me i'd rather have a house full of cats than have a child >.<

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