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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Here is why i think having lotsa cats makes up for not having kids:

1. You get to CHOOSE your cat.
- You don't get to choose how your babies look. If they're fugly, then too bad for you. But it's different with cats! You get to choose which kitty you want to bring home! And in all honesty, doesn't matter how ugly a cat is, babies can definitely get uglier.

2. As ungrateful as cats are, they don't break your heart the way children can. The only time they break your heart is when they fall sick and die.

3. You don't have to push cats out of your vagina or get cut open to deliver them.

4. If cats are annoying, you can lock them in a room, and they'll stop meowing after awhile. Kids on the other hands will probably start wailing before, during and after you lock them in a room.

5. You don't have to spend all your hard-earned money educating your cat and buying them expensive handphones, clothes and computers. Everything you earn is YOURS.

6. At the risk of sounding callous, if your cats die, you can just always get more >.<

There are so many other reasons. But these few are enough to convince me i'd rather have a house full of cats than have a child >.<

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