Mothers are such weird creatures. Observe:

*telephone rings*

Me : Hello?

Mommy: Oi, ask the maid to put aside yesterday's newspapers for me.

Me: Orh.

Mommy: Actually hor... I dunno where i'm going leh. I boarded the bus. *laughs*

Me: Huh...? What do you mean? I thought you wanted to take a cab to Parkway?

Mommy: Yeah lor! But i boarded the bus! So now i dunno how to get there!

Me: Mommy! What bus are you on!?

Mommy: Urm.... 17 (17 being the bus that goes to Pasir Ris interchange)

Me: Aiyoh, then just get off at Pasir Ris, go to the taxi stand, and cab down to parkway lah!

Mommy: Huh.... But that'll mean i'm going up, then coming down again past our house, then to parkway what...

Me: THEN SINCE YOU'RE THERE TAKE A TRAIN TO KEMBANGAN AND CAB TO PARKWAY FROM KEMBANGAN LAH! SAVE MONEY ANYWAY! -_-

Mommy: Hehe, yeah hor. Okay lah!

Me: -_- BYE MOMMY.

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