Went clubbing for the first time yesterday with Jon and his army friends. All nice people i must say. Not that i've never been to a club, just that i've never really danced or stayed late for that matter. Reached home at around 3am last night.

Anyway, for my first time at a club, i made some random observations:

1. The flashing lights and smoky atmosphere makes for bad vision. Seriously! The amount of smoke in the room already makes it surreal enough, what with the flashing lights, it's almost impossible to make out the face of the person standing right NEXT to you! I think this must be why it's so easy to hook up with people there. 'Cos with the help of flashing lights and smoke, ANYONE can look good.

2. Girls who go clubbing with their girlfriends tend to like to pair up and dance with each other. Provocatively a la lesbians. *rolls eyes* I mean seriously. They're just manipulating every guys' lesbian fantasy to their advantage! Fantastic way to find new guys! Rub up against each other like you're gonna throw each other on the floor and screw! That way you're sure to get male attention and have -them- rubbing up to you in no time! Mwee! What a thrill! Having guys rub their stinky, sweaty bodies up next to you and touch you with their unfamiliar lusty paws! What more could a girl ask for??

3. Why do people insist on SQUEEZING on the platform and bumping people off? Unashamedly at that! Disgusting! The only reason my friends and i stood on the short platform was cos that's the only way to avoid getting squished up with EVERYONE else. No one's really watching the people on the platform anyway. Unless they're waiting to prey on you like hungry wolves prey on fresh meat. But wolves are cuter than most of the guys there.*nods sagely*

BUT, I didn't have a bad time! Like I said, these are just random observations. And like my boy said, it's not so much the club, it's more the company. And i think the company was great!:) Lucky boy has made some good friends in army, happy for him.

Note to self: Never wear heels clubbing again. My feet are killing me now.

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